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Jack Benny
: Jack was mean to the end. He only gave us eighty years, and it wasn't enough.
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Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely.
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Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis :
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When they carried Jack in, Hill threw his coat over Jack's head, and I held his head to throw the coat over it. It wasn't repulsive to me for one moment — nothing was repulsive to me —
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A jack of both sides, is before long, trusted by nobody, and abused by both parties.
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Woodrow T Wilson :
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Loyalty means nothing unless it has at its heart the absolute principle of self-sacrifice.
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King Jr. Martin Luther :
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Our loyalties must transend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation and this means we must develop a world perspective.
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Eric Hoffer :
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When our individual interests and prospects do not seem worth living for, we are in desperate need for something apart from us to live for. All forms of dedication, devotion, loyalty and self-surrender are in essence a desperate clinging to something which might give worth and meaning to our futile, spoiled lives.
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Julian of Norwich :
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That same noughting that was shewed in His Passion, it was shewed again here in this Compassion. Wherein were two manner of understandings in our Lord’s meaning. The one was the bliss that we are brought to, wherein He willeth that we rejoice. The other is for comfort in our pain: for He willeth that we perceive that it shall all be turned to worship and profit by virtue of His passion, that we perceive that we suffer not alone but with Him, and see Him to be our Ground, and that we see His pains and His noughting passeth so far all that we may suffer, that it may not be fully thought. The beholding of this will save us from murmuring and despair in the feeling of our pains. And if we see soothly that our sin deserveth it, yet His love excuseth us, and of His great courtesy He doeth away all our blame, and beholdeth us with ruth and pity as children innocent and unloathful.
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Jack Benny :
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Jack: I'm scared, I'm frightened.
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Jack You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before
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Jack Benny: We're a little late, so good night, folks.
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Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
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I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis, and I don't deserve that, either.
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A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid.
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It's not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause.
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I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early.
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“Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces”
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“Gags die, humor doesn't”
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Comedy itself is based upon very old principles of which I can readily name seven. They are, in short: the joke, exaggeration, ridicule, ignorance, surprise, the pun, and finally, the comic situation.
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Jack Benny:
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I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too.
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My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.
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