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Joe E Lewis
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If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.
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I'm gonna do four or five of these movies, and it's going to become my career. I'll have to keep expanding the bat suit, because I get fatter every year. I'll be bankrupt. I'll be out opening shopping malls, going from appearance to appearance in a cheesy van. [On playing Batman]
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It doesn't work if the bad guys kill his mother's uncle's friend's neighbor's pet dog. You've got to make the stakes high. [Explaining why the hero's woman must get shot]
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If naebody care for me, I'll care for naebody.
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To my customer: I may not have the answer, but I'll find it. I may not have the time, but I'll make it. I may not be the biggest, but I'll be the most committed to your success.
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Stew Leonard :
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A customer who complains is my best friend.
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Carl Yastrzemski :
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I never stay away from workouts. I work hard. I've tried to take care of my body. I'll never look back and say that I could have done more. I've paid the price in practice, but I know I get the most out of my ability.
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David Duchovny :
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Sometimes when I'm swimming, I think that maybe someday I'll put my red Speedo up for auction. Or maybe I'll donate it to the Smithsonian. They can stuff it with two plums and a gherkin and put it on display.
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Joe E Lewis :
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Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest.
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George Harrison :
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I'll play what you want or I won't play at all.
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A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.
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The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.
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I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
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You only live once -- but if you work it right, once is enough.
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There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty.
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Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants on.
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You are only young once, and if you work it right, once is enough.
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I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.
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Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest.
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Joe E Lewis:
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I've been on such a losing streak that if I had been around I would have taken General Custer and given points.
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