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Woody Allen
: I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
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There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.
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You can't lead a cavalry if you think that you look funny riding a horse.
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It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse.
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Judith Viorst :
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Infatuation is when you think that he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger, as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is when you realize that he's as sexy as Woody Allen, as smart as Jimmy Conners, as funny as Ralph Nader, as athletic as Henry Kissinger, and nothing like Robert Redford--but you'll take him anyway.
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Nathan Lane :
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Yes, I've been compared to Jackie Gleason often. I've been often compared to Lou Costello. ... But after a while you start to go, 'Well, geez. Do I have a personality in there?' The funny thing about Gleason is, he always used to talk about watching Jack Oakie. And if you ever watch Jack Oakie in an old movie, it's very similar to Gleason. ... I think we all steal from one another.
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Kinky Friedman :
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I believe that voices like Ross Perot, Pat Buchanan, Ralph Nader should be heard. They don't have to be president. Give 'em a chance. That's what the guys at the Alamo died for, is to give us a choice besides plastic or paper.
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A comedian does funny things. A good comedian does things funny.
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Barack Hussein Obama :
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Most people who meet my wife quickly conclude that she is remarkable. They are right about this. She is smart, funny and thoroughly charming. Often, after hearing her speak at some function or working with her on a project, people will approach me and say
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So, now the Republicans are going around — this is the kind of thing they do. I don't understand it. They are going around. They're sending like little tire gauges, making fun of this idea, as if this is Barack Obama's energy plan. Now, two points. One, they know they're lying about what my energy plan is. But the other thing is, they are making fun of a step that every expert says would absolutely reduce our oil consumption by 3 percent to 4 percent. It's like these guys take pride in being ignorant, you know? I mean, they think it's funny that they're making fun of something that is actually true. They need to do their homework, because this is serious business. Instead of running ads about Paris Hilton and Britney Spears, they should go talk to some energy experts and actually make a difference.
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A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.
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Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
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If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
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Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
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I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
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Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.
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Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she would come in and sink my boats.
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I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
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I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
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You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.
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What a wonderful thing, to be conscious! I wonder what the people in New Jersey do.
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