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Bob_Hope:
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A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove you don't need it.
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#Cute funny
#Money
#Bankers and Banking
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Stacia Tauscher:
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We worry about what a child will be tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today.
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#Children
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Stacia Tauscher:
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We worry about what a child will be tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today.
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#Children
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Albert Einstein:
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Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.
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#Mathematics
#Worry
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Albert Einstein:
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The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
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#Taxes and Taxation
#Understanding
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Peter Ustinov:
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The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill.
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#America
#Business
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Fred A Allen:
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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns he should be drawn and quoted.
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#Quotations
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Fletcher Knebel:
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Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
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#Statistics
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John Kenneth Galbraith:
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The only function of economic forecasting is to make astrology look respectable.
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#Superstition
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Wilson Mizner:
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To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
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