P J O Rourke :
I have often been called a Nazi, and, although it is unfair, I don't let it bother me. I don't let it bother me for one simple reason. No one has ever had a fantasy about being tied to a bed and sexually ravished by someone dressed as a liberal.
#
Seduction
#
Sex
#
Love
Gift it
![Powerpoint](http://www.iwise.com/downloadPPT.php?quote_id=102567&author=P J O Rourke"e=I+have+often+been+called+a+Nazi%2C+and%2C+although+it+is+unfair%2C+I+don%27t+let+it+bother+me.+I+don%27t+let+it+bother+me+for+one+simple+reason.+No+one+has+ever+had+a+fantasy+about+being+tied+to+a+bed+and+sexually+ravished+by+someone+dressed+as+a+liberal.&image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.iwise.com%2FauthorIcons%2F2219%2FP++J+O+Rourke_64x64.png){kind=link}
![Powerpoint](http://www.iwise.com/downloadPPT.php?quote_id=108788&author=George Bernard Shaw"e=We+don%27t+bother+much+about+dress+and+manners+in+England%2C+because+as+a+nation+we+don%27t+dress+well+and+we%27ve+no+manners.%0A&image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.iwise.com%2FauthorIcons%2F8027%2FGeorge_Bernard_64x64.png){kind=link}
![Powerpoint](http://www.iwise.com/downloadPPT.php?quote_id=78592&author=Howard Dean"e=%22I+don%27t+mind+being+called+a+liberal.+I+just+don%27t+really+think+it%27s+true.%22+%5B6%5D&image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.iwise.com%2FauthorIcons%2F13729%2FHoward_Dean_64x64.png){kind=link}
![Powerpoint](http://www.iwise.com/downloadPPT.php?quote_id=5150&author=Barbara Grizzuti Harrison"e=++Fantasies+are+more+than+substitutes+for+unpleasant+reality%3B+they+are+also+dress+rehearsals%2C+plans.+All+acts+performed+in+the+world+begin+in+the+imagination.&image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.iwise.com%2FauthorIcons%2F11261%2FBarbara+Grizzuti+Harrison_64x64.png){kind=link}
![Powerpoint](http://www.iwise.com/downloadPPT.php?quote_id=29235&author=Victoria Billings"e=++Sexual+liberation%2C+as+a+slogan%2C+turns+out+to+be+another+kind+of+bondage.+For+a+woman+it+offers+orgasm+as+her+ultimate+and+major+fulfillment%3B+it%27s+better+than+motherhood.&image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.iwise.com%2FauthorIcons%2F4744%2FVictoria+Billings_64x64.png){kind=link}
![Powerpoint](http://www.iwise.com/downloadPPT.php?quote_id=14675&author=Lenny Bruce"e=++The+liberals+can+understand+everything+but+people+who+don%27t+understand+them.&image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.iwise.com%2FauthorIcons%2F720%2FLenny+Bruce_64x64.png){kind=link}
![Powerpoint](http://www.iwise.com/downloadPPT.php?quote_id=29244&author=Susan Sontag"e=++Tamed+as+it+may+be%2C+sexuality+remains+one+of+the+demonic+forces+in+human+consciousness+--+pushing+us+at+intervals+close+to+taboo+and+dangerous+desires%2C+which+range+from+the+impulse+to+commit+sudden+arbitrary+violence+upon+another+person+to+the+voluptuous+yearning+for+the+extinction+of+one%27s+consciousness%2C+for+death+itself.+Even+on+the+level+of+simple+physical+sensation+and+mood%2C+making+love+surely+resembles+having+an+epileptic+fit+at+least+as+much+as%2C+if+not+more+than%2C+it+does+eating+a+meal+or+conversing+with+someone.&image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.iwise.com%2FauthorIcons%2F200%2FSusan+Sontag_64x64.png){kind=link}
![Powerpoint](http://www.iwise.com/downloadPPT.php?quote_id=18558&author=P J O Rourke"e=++The+principle+feature+of+American+liberalism+is+sanctimoniousness.+By+loudly+denouncing+all+bad+things+--+war+and+hunger+and+date+rape+--+liberals+testify+to+their+own+terrific+goodness.+More+important%2C+they+promote+themselves+to+membership+in+a+self-selecting+elite+of+those+who+care+deeply+about+such+things.+It%27s+a+kind+of+natural+aristocracy%2C+and+the+wonderful+thing+about+this+aristocracy+is+that+you+don%27t+have+to+be+brave%2C+smart%2C+strong+or+even+lucky+to+join+it%2C+you+just+have+to+be+liberal.&image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.iwise.com%2FauthorIcons%2F2219%2FP++J+O+Rourke_64x64.png){kind=link}
![Powerpoint](http://www.iwise.com/downloadPPT.php?quote_id=102568&author=P J O Rourke"e=The+principal+feature+of+American+liberalism+is+sanctimoniousness.+By+loudly+denouncing+all+bad+things+%E2%80%94+war+and+hunger+and+date+rape+%E2%80%94+liberals+testify+to+their+own+terrific+goodness.+More+important%2C+they+promote+themselves+to+membership+in+a+self-selecting+elite+of+those+who+care+deeply+about+such+things....+It%27s+a+kind+of+natural+aristocracy%2C+and+the+wonderful+thing+about+this+aristocracy+is+that+you+don%27t+have+to+be+brave%2C+smart%2C+strong+or+even+lucky+to+join+it%2C+you+just+have+to+be+liberal.&image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.iwise.com%2FauthorIcons%2F2219%2FP++J+O+Rourke_64x64.png){kind=link}
![Powerpoint](http://www.iwise.com/downloadPPT.php?quote_id=21424&author=Simone de Beauvoir"e=++It%27s+frightening+to+think+that+you+mark+your+children+merely+by+being+yourself.+It+seems+unfair.+You+can%27t+assume+the+responsibility+for+everything+you+do+--or+don%27t+do.&image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.iwise.com%2FauthorIcons%2F8607%2FSimone+de_Beauvoir_64x64.png){kind=link}
![Powerpoint](http://www.iwise.com/downloadPPT.php?quote_id=86052&author=Jake Gyllenhaal"e=You+know+it%27s+flattering+when+there%27s+a+rumor+that+says+I%27m+bisexual.+It+means+I+can+play+more+kinds+of+roles.+I%27m+open+to+whatever+people+want+to+call+me.+I%27ve+never+really+been+attracted+to+men+sexually%2C+but+I+don%27t+think+I+would+be+afraid+of+it+if+it+happened.%0A&image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.iwise.com%2FauthorIcons%2F14060%2FJake_Gyllenhaal_64x64.png){kind=link}
![Powerpoint](http://www.iwise.com/downloadPPT.php?quote_id=73384&author=Truman Capote"e=%22The+good+thing+about+masturbation+is+that+you+don%27t+have+to+dress+up+for+it.%22&image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.iwise.com%2FauthorIcons%2F293%2FTruman+Capote_64x64.png){kind=link}
![Powerpoint](http://www.iwise.com/downloadPPT.php?quote_id=41055&author=P J O Rourke"e=++When+buying+and+selling+are+controlled+by+legislation%2C+the+first+things+to+be+bought+and+sold+are+legislators.&image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.iwise.com%2FauthorIcons%2F2219%2FP++J+O+Rourke_64x64.png){kind=link}
![Powerpoint](http://www.iwise.com/downloadPPT.php?quote_id=18545&author=P J O Rourke"e=++Giving+money+and+power+to+government+is+like+giving+whiskey+and+car+keys+to+teenage+boys.&image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.iwise.com%2FauthorIcons%2F2219%2FP++J+O+Rourke_64x64.png){kind=link}
![Powerpoint](http://www.iwise.com/downloadPPT.php?quote_id=24630&author=P J O Rourke"e=++You+can%27t+get+rid+of+poverty+by+giving+people+money.&image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.iwise.com%2FauthorIcons%2F2219%2FP++J+O+Rourke_64x64.png){kind=link}
![Powerpoint](http://www.iwise.com/downloadPPT.php?quote_id=102594&author=P J O Rourke"e=Everybody+wants+to+save+the+earth%3B+nobody+wants+to+help+Mom+do+the+dishes.&image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.iwise.com%2FauthorIcons%2F2219%2FP++J+O+Rourke_64x64.png){kind=link}
![Powerpoint](http://www.iwise.com/downloadPPT.php?quote_id=35941&author=P J O Rourke"e=++I+like+to+think+of+my+behavior+in+the+sixties+as+a+learning+experience.+Then+again%2C+I+like+to+think+of+anything+stupid+I%27ve+done+as+a+learning+experience.+It+makes+me+feel+less+stupid.&image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.iwise.com%2FauthorIcons%2F2219%2FP++J+O+Rourke_64x64.png){kind=link}
![Powerpoint](http://www.iwise.com/downloadPPT.php?quote_id=102536&author=P J O Rourke"e=Earnestness+is+just+stupidity+sent+to+college.&image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.iwise.com%2FauthorIcons%2F2219%2FP++J+O+Rourke_64x64.png){kind=link}
![Powerpoint](http://www.iwise.com/downloadPPT.php?quote_id=102498&author=P J O Rourke"e=A+hat+should+be+taken+off+when+you+greet+a+lady+and+left+off+for+the+rest+of+your+life.+Nothing+looks+more+stupid+than+a+hat.&image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.iwise.com%2FauthorIcons%2F2219%2FP++J+O+Rourke_64x64.png){kind=link}
![Powerpoint](http://www.iwise.com/downloadPPT.php?quote_id=18553&author=P J O Rourke"e=++I+am+a+journalist+and%2C+under+the+modern+journalist%27s+code+of+Olympian+objectivity+%28and+total+purity+of+motive%29%2C+I+am+absolved+of+responsibility.+We+journalists+don%27t+have+to+step+on+roaches.+All+we+have+to+do+is+turn+on+the+kitchen+light+and+watch+the+critters+scurry.&image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.iwise.com%2FauthorIcons%2F2219%2FP++J+O+Rourke_64x64.png){kind=link}
![Powerpoint](http://www.iwise.com/downloadPPT.php?quote_id=23840&author=P J O Rourke"e=++Authority+has+always+attracted+the+lowest+elements+in+the+human+race.+All+through+history+mankind+has+been+bullied+by+scum.+Those+who+lord+it+over+their+fellows+and+toss+commands+in+every+direction+and+would+boss+the+grass+in+the+meadow+about+which+way+to+bend+in+the+wind+are+the+most+depraved+kind+of+prostitutes.+They+will+submit+to+any+indignity%2C+perform+any+vile+act%2C+do+anything+to+achieve+power.+The+worst+off-sloughings+of+the+planet+are+the+ingredients+of+sovereignty.+Every+government+is+a+parliament+of+whores.+The+trouble+is%2C+in+a+democracy+the+whores+are+us.&image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.iwise.com%2FauthorIcons%2F2219%2FP++J+O+Rourke_64x64.png){kind=link}
![Powerpoint](http://www.iwise.com/downloadPPT.php?quote_id=102491&author=P J O Rourke"e=Saddam+Hussein+was+reduced+to+the+Unabomber+%E2%80%94+Ted+Kaczynski+%E2%80%94+a+nutcase+hiding+in+the+sticks.+Sure%2C+the+terrorism+by+his+supporters+is+frightening.+Hence%2C+its+name%2C+%27terrorism.%27+Killing+innocent+people+by+surprise+is+not+called+%27a+thousand+points+of+light.%27+But%2C+as+frightening+as+terrorism+is%2C+it%27s+the+weapon+of+losers.+The+minute+somebody+sets+off+a+suicide+bomb%2C+you+can+be+sure+that+person+doesn%27t+have+%27career+prospects.%27+And+no+matter+how+horrendous+a+terrorist+attack+is%2C+it%27s+still+conducted+by+losers.+Winners+don%27t+need+to+hijack+airplanes.+Winners+have+an+Air+Force.%0A&image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.iwise.com%2FauthorIcons%2F2219%2FP++J+O+Rourke_64x64.png){kind=link}