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Denis Leary
: We didn't have rehab back in the seventies. Back in the seventies, rehab meant you stopped doing coke, but you kept smoking pot and drinking for a couple more weeks.
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I tried to stop smoking cigarettes by telling myself I just didn't want to smoke, but I didn't believe myself.
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The other day a man phoned and wanted me to endorse a certain brand of cigarettes. I had nothing against them and in fact will smoke them or anything else that comes along, but I didn't know why he was bothering me. I thought maybe if I was nice they'd give me a carton as a thank offering, so I rather tentatively broached the matter of remuneration. What was the endorsement worth, I asked, and he said three thousand dollars. What are you going to do in an atmosphere like that?
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Once the visitor was told rather repetitively that this city was the melting pot; never before in history had so many people of such varied languages, customs, colors and culinary habits lived so amicably together. Although New York remains peaceful by most standards, this self-congratulation is now less often heard, since it was discovered some years ago that racial harmony depended unduly on the willingness of the blacks (and latterly the Puerto Ricans) to do for the other races the meanest jobs at the lowest wages and then to return to live by themselves in the worst slums.
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Is there a rehab center for Coke drinkers? I drink six to eight cans a day.
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As a result of trying to solve the big problems we face in life, many of us end up sacrificing individual relationships by doing things that we may consider as being small or insignificant at the time. This reminds us of the George and Gracie routine where George asks Gracie, How do you cook a pot roast? She replied, I put both a big pot roast and a small pot roast in the oven. When the small one is burnt, the big one is done just right!
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Thou shalt not blow pot-smoke into the face of my pet. Say's whom who want's to get high.
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The best way to stop smoking is to carry wet matches.
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I've stopped smoking...I think the cost was a lot of it, and not being able to breathe. I first gave up smoking when I was eight.
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Do not smoke without asking permission or sit so near (as in a train) that the smoke might annoy.
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They're talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that's used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can't even smoke in bed.
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Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a new dog, you get remarried, you owe ten million dollars in medical bills but you work hard for thirty-five years and you pay it back and then -- one day -- you have a massive stroke, your whole right side is paralyzed, you have to limp along the streets and speak out of the left side of your mouth and drool but you go into rehabilitation and regain the power to walk and the power to talk and then -- one day -- you step off a curb at Sixty-seventh Street, and BANG you get hit by a city bus and then you die. Maybe.
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Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons to hate them?
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(to a child): Life's gonna suck when you grow up, and then you're gonna die.
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I love to smoke. I smoke seven THOUSAND packs a day!
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There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid.
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I'm gonna get one of those tracheotomies, so i can smoke 2 cigarettes at the same time! I'm gonna get nine tracheotomies, all around my neck, I'll be Tracheotomy Man! He can smoke a pack at a time, he's Tracheotomy Man!
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We didn't have rehab back in the seventies. Back in the seventies, rehab meant you stopped doing coke, but you kept smoking pot and drinking for a couple more weeks.
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Coffee doesn't need a menu, it needs a cup! That's all it needs! Maybe a saucer underneath the cup. That's it!
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Peter Falk and Denis Leary today walked into a Starbucks and shot 27 people, without any announcement whatsoever.
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Who has the balls to call themselves the lord of anything, huh? C'mon. Last time somebody called themself lord on this planet they got CRUCIFIED, Michael (Fatley)! and we know where the hammer and the nails are! We could put you up in a couple of minutes!
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