Eddie Izzard : "My name is Mrs. Smith, I’ve made apples out of bread and dripping, a bit of green paint, and corrugated iron." "No, these are horrible apples, Mrs. Smith. Go away, Mrs. Smith! Go away until your daughter has a baby." "Shag, daughter, shag! It’s a marketing idea, shag for babies! (mimes running back) My daughter’s had a baby, I’m Granny Smith now!" "Come in, Granny Smith! You're a wonderful idea, you! Come in with your shiny apples." # Cities and City Life # Love # Ideas