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George Carlin
: I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
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Its idea of production value is spending a million dollars dressing up a story that any good writer would throw away. Its vision of the rewarding movie is a vehicle for some glamour-puss with two expressions and eighteen changes of costume, or for some male idol of the muddled millions with a permanent hangover, six worn-out acting tricks, the build of a lifeguard, and the mentality of a chicken-strangler.
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Steve Martin :
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I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The word they didn't change was on page 87.
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André Malraux :
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The human mind invents its Puss-in-Boots and its coaches that change into pumpkins at midnight because neither the believer nor the atheist is completely satisfied with appearances.
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John Brunner :
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First you use machines, then you wear machines, and then ...? Then you serve machines.
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Simone Weil :
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Nothing is less instructive than a machine.
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Lord Kelvin :
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Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible.
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Yogi Berra :
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He's a big clog in their machine.
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George Bernard Shaw :
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You're not a man, you're a machine.
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William - a k a Lord Kelvin Thomson :
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Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible.
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Menander :
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Deus ex machina A god from the machine
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George Carlin:
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There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.-
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
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Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?
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Weather forecast for tonight dark.
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There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
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I love and treasure individuals as I meet them, I loathe and despise the groups they identify with and belong to.
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I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
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The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other going in opposite directions.
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As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annual anything.
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