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Keith Richards
: I'm not the guys I see on MTV, who obviously think they are me.
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Keith Richards quote-I'm not the guys I see on MTV, who obviously think they are...
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Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with some one long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would be my family.
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Chelsea Handler :
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Hey, if you guys are all here, who's working at Best Buy
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Chelsea Handler :
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I went out with a guy who once told me I didn’t need to drink to make myself more fun to be around. I told him, I’m drinking so that you’re more fun to be around
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Barack Hussein Obama :
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Who is Barack Obama? Contrary to the rumors you have heard, I was not born in a manger. I was actually born on Krypton and sent here by my father Jor-El to save the Planet Earth. Many of you know that I got my name, Barack, from my father. What you may not know is Barack is actually Swahili for "That One." And I got my middle name from somebody who obviously didn't think I'd ever run for president. If I had to name my greatest strength, I guess it would be my humility. Greatest weakness, it's possible that I'm a little too awesome.
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Emmitt Smith :
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We've got a lot of young guys. A lot of good, young guys. But young guys can go out there and learn how to win quickly. I feel good about the guys behind me. I know that if I'm not in there, they'll do just as well as me.
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Chris Rock :
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Every man has to settle down eventually. You know why you gotta settle down eventually? Because you don't want to be the old guy in the club. You know what I'm talking about. Every club you go into, there's always some old guy. He ain't really old, just a little too old to be in the club.
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Salvador Dali :
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The first man to compare the cheeks of a young woman to a rose was obviously a poet; the first to repeat it was possibly an idiot.
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Judy Garland :
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I'm the original take-orders girl.
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Barack Hussein Obama :
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Iraq is sort of a situation where you've got a guy who drove the bus into the ditch. You obviously have to get the bus out of the ditch, and that's not easy to do, although you probably should fire the driver.
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Eric Clapton :
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It's been very important throughout my career that I've met all the guys I've copied, because at each stage they've said, Don't play like me, play like you.
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Getting old is a fascination thing. The older you get, the older you want to get.
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If you're going to kick authority in the teeth, you might as well use two feet.
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Keith Richards:
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Rock and Roll: Music for the neck downwards.
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Keith Richards:
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There are certain guys that are band players and there's certain guys that ain't. If there's anybody lazier than me, it's Eric (Clapton).
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Keith Richards:
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I looked upon myself, in a sort of romantic and silly way, as like a laboratory.
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Keith Richards:
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I was number one on the Who's Likely To Die list for 10 years. I mean, I was really disappointed when I fell off the list.
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Keith Richards:
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The idea of retiring is like killing yourself. It's almost like Hari Kari. I intend to live to a 100 and go down in history.
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Keith Richards:
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I don't encourage anybody to do what I do, you know? Why should you? More for me!
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Keith Richards:
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Everyone talks about rock these days; the problem is they forget about the roll.
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Keith Richards:
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Getting older is a fascinating thing. The older you get, the older you want to get.
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