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Henry Ward Beecher
: Some people are so dry that you might soak them in a joke for a month and it would not get through their skins.
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One should never risk a joke, even of the mildest and most unexceptional charters, except among people of culture and wit.
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Jake Gyllenhaal :
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I'd have to say Ewan McGregor's part in Moulin Rouge!. It was soooo close. I sang and everything. I went through months of auditions. It was between me, Heath Ledger and Ewan. I think it came down to age and where people were in their careers. I was the youngest and the least known. I would hope it didn't have anything to do with talent. Maybe it did.
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Marshall Mcluhan :
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Jokes are grievances.
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Gwendolyn Brooks :
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Somebody muffed it?? Somebody wanted to joke.
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Jim Morrison :
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They're making a joke of our universe
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George Bernard Shaw :
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My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world.
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George Orwell :
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A dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.
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The gods too are fond of a joke.
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Joseph Addison :
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Round-heads and Wooden-shoes are standing jokes.
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George Bernard Shaw :
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Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?
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Frank Dane :
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In polite society one laughs at all the jokes, including the ones one has heard before.
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Every tomorrow has two handles. We can take hold of it with the handle of anxiety or the handle of faith.
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Henry Ward Beecher:
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Gratitude is the fairest blossom which springs from the soul.
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A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs-jolted by every pebble in the road.
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Every artist dips his brush in his own soul, and paints his own nature into his pictures.
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Ones best success comes after their greatest disappointments.
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Greatness lies not in being strong, but in the right use of strength.
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He is rich or poor according to what he is, not according to what he has.
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What a mother sings to the cradle goes all the way down to the coffin.
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Every charitable act is a stepping stone towards heaven.
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If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life.
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