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Helen Rowland
: Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.
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Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.
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Wedding is destiny, And hanging likewise.
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“I like your jacket, it reminds me of toast and butter.”
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A gloomy guest fits not a wedding feast.
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I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
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I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.
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Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good taste in men!
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Peter Doherty :
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Doff your cap and raise your glasses, Make a toast to the boring classes I'm burning your secrets to keep me warm.
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"All you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules."
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Sidonie Gabrielle Colette :
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Girls usually have a paper mâché face on their wedding day.
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A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
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It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.
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Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.
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Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common-sense.
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The follies which a man regrets most in his life, are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity.
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Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.
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When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
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When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of all the other men of her acquaintance for the inattention of just one.
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In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced.
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One man's folly is often another man's wife.
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