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: God often gives nuts to toothless people.
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“Librarians, Dusty, possess a vast store of politeness. These are people who get asked regularly the dumbest questions on God's green earth. These people tolerate every kind of crank and eccentric and mouth-breather there is.”
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Matt Groening:
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God often gives nuts to toothless people.
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Rose Macaulay:
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Cranks live by theory, not by pure desire. They want votes, peace, nuts, liberty, and spinning-looms not because they love these things, as a child loves jam, but because they think they ought to have them. That is one element which makes the crank.
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe:
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People of uncommon abilities generally fall into eccentricities when their sphere of life is not adequate to their abilities.
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Van Morrison:
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People think I'm eccentric, cranky. If I'm eccentric because I've never been into mainstream things, then I am eccentric.
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Thomas J Peters:
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If your company has a clean-desk policy, the company is nuts and you're nuts to stay there.
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People are know by the company they keep. Companies are known by the people they keep.
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Penn Jillette:
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Every nut who kills people has a Bible lying around. If you're looking for violent rape imagery, the Bible's right there in your hotel room. If you just want to look up ways to screw people up, there it is, and you're justified because God told you to.
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Maharaji (Prem Rawat):
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Believe it or not, the fact is that God is supreme and pure; people are lying on a bed of ignorance and dreams and doubts. They expect God Himself to come, they pray for it, they ask for it, they announce about it, but when He comes they fail to recognize Him. And not recognizing Him in His physical form, they cannot recognize Him within themselves. People have forgotten their Creator.
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Lyndon B Johnson:
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The men who have guided the destiny of the United States have found the strength for their tasks by going to their knees. This private unity of public men and their God is an enduring source of reassurance for the people of America.
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Where do babies come from? Don't bother asking adults. They lie like pigs. However, diligent independent research and hours of playground consultation have yielded fruitful, if tentative, results. There are several theories. Near as we can figure out, it has something to do with acting ridiculous in the dark. We believe it is similar to dogs when they act peculiar and ride each other. This is called "making love". Careful study of popular song lyrics, advertising catch-lines, TV sitcoms, movies, and T-Shirt inscriptions offers us significant clues as to its nature. Apparently it makes grown-ups insipid and insane. Some graffiti was once observed that said "sex is good." All available evidence, however, points to the contrary.
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Families are about love overcoming emotional torture.
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Warning signs that lover is bored:
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3. Moved, left no forwarding address.
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Are we alone in an uncaring universe, or is God some kind of wiseguy?
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I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't care
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Matt Groening:
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My tastes are much more obscure than you think. The other day, this reporter asked me who my favorite Spice Girl was and I was like, 'I dunno, but ask me about percussion ensembles from Senegal'.
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Matt Groening:
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Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
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Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.
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Matt Groening:
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Yes, I'll sign your doll. I like to give my autograph to anyone, anytime, anywhere. But why be happy with just an autograph? How about an original sketch or a snippet of my hair? Don't forget to pull on the beard; they say it's good luck!
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People are throwing panties at you. They certainly never do that at my book-signings.
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#Books - Reading
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