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God often gives nuts to toothless people.
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People feel comfortable around someone who is comfortable with himself.
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God often gives nuts to toothless people.
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German Proverb:
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God gives the nuts, but he does not crack them.
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German Proverb:
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God gives the nuts but he does not crack them.
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Penn Jillette:
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Every nut who kills people has a Bible lying around. If you're looking for violent rape imagery, the Bible's right there in your hotel room. If you just want to look up ways to screw people up, there it is, and you're justified because God told you to.
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Lawrence Lessig:
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We are on the cusp of this time where I can say, "I speak as a citizen of the world" without others saying, "God, what a nut."
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Meister Eckhart:
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The seed of God is in us. Given an intelligent and hard-working farmer, it will thrive and grow up to God, whose seed it is; and accordingly its fruits will be God-nature. Pear seeds grow into pear trees, nut seeds into nut trees, and God-seed into God.
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Bill Murray:
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I'm a nut, but not just a nut.
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Don Miller:
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When everybody thinks you are nuts you finally just give into their pressure and go nuts.
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Jesse Jackson:
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See, Barack been, um, talking down to black people on this faith-based... I want to cut his nuts off. Barack, he's talking down to black people.
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I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't care
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Matt Groening:
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All my friends say I should leave him because he's mean, angry, and abusive. I need to get some new friends.
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Matt Groening:
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My tastes are much more obscure than you think. The other day, this reporter asked me who my favorite Spice Girl was and I was like, 'I dunno, but ask me about percussion ensembles from Senegal'.
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Matt Groening:
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He's very sensitive to my moods. I just wish he didn't cringe so much.
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Matt Groening:
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Where do babies come from? Don't bother asking adults. They lie like pigs. However, diligent independent research and hours of playground consultation have yielded fruitful, if tentative, results. There are several theories. Near as we can figure out, it has something to do with acting ridiculous in the dark. We believe it is similar to dogs when they act peculiar and ride each other. This is called "making love". Careful study of popular song lyrics, advertising catch-lines, TV sitcoms, movies, and T-Shirt inscriptions offers us significant clues as to its nature. Apparently it makes grown-ups insipid and insane. Some graffiti was once observed that said "sex is good." All available evidence, however, points to the contrary.
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Matt Groening:
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People are throwing panties at you. They certainly never do that at my book-signings.
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Matt Groening:
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When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.
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Matt Groening:
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The longer it takes me to find Mr. Right, the more he's going to pay for keeping me waiting.
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Matt Groening:
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I pretend to listen….what more does she want?
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Matt Groening:
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We're getting on each other's nerves too much. I think we need to spend more time together.
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