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Wilfred Sheed:
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Henry James created more convincing women than Iris Murdoch put together.
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Iraqi radio announcer Baghdad Betty:
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While you are away, movie stars are taking your women. Robert Redford is dating your girlfriend, Tom Selleck is kissing your lady, Bart Simpson is making love to your wife.
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Alizée :
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In any case, being sexy includes being natural. Anything can be sexy, except vulgarity.
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Steve Allen:
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Allen, Steve. Steve Allen on the Bible, Religion, and Morality (1990). ISBN 0879756381.
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Russell (Wayne) Baker:
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Some years back, all the best people came to bipartisan agreement that the most shameful thing a person could do with power was not to use it. Since then everybody who wants to get ahead in Washington has made a great show of being a fierce fellow when left alone in the room with a little power. There seems to be a fear that if there is somebody around so low that it is all right to dump the garbage on him, and you hesitate, everybody will call you a sissy, and you will never be invited to lunch with Professor Kissinger. Strange values result. Great killers are esteemed for good citizenship. "Not afraid to use power," people say of them.
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Jack Benny:
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(when walking to his dressing room) “Fibber McGee... and Molly. Burns... And Allen. Lady and... Here's mine.”
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Jack Benny:
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Jack: I can't understand it. On your show you always win.
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Jack Benny:
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Jack Benny: We're a little late, so good night, folks.
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Jack Benny:
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Jack: Hey, wait a minute. What kind of make up is this?
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Jack Benny:
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Jack: These last 2 miles were rugged, weren't they?
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