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Charlie Chaplin:
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All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
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Charlie Chaplin:
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Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot.
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Ernest Hemingway:
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A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.
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James Thurber:
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The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations those of libel.
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Marty Feldman:
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Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act.
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Ellen DeGeneres:
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I was doing stand-up at a restaurant and there was a chalkboard on the street out front. It said, Soup of the Day: Cream of Asparagus. Ellen DeGeneres.
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Joan Rivers:
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There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
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Fred A Allen:
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We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the machine. Whether he knows it or not, the comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion.
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Tim Allen:
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While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously.
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Woody Allen:
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Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue.
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A comic send-up of TED2006
Satirist Tom Rielly delivers a wicked parody of the 2006 TED conference, taking down the $100 laptop, the plight of the polar bear, and people who mention, one too many times, that they work at Harvard. Watch for a special moment between Tom and Al Gore.
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