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  Mel Brooks: "Good comedy is never frivolous. It’s based on human experience, on human adventure, on human feelings. So it has to be profound." # Comedy and Comedians

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  Lenny Bruce: "I'm not a comedian. I'm Lenny Bruce." # Comedy and Comedians

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  Lenny Bruce: "I'm sorry if I wasn't very funny tonight. Sometimes I'm not. I'm not a comedian. I'm Lenny Bruce." # Comedy and Comedians

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  Bill Bryson: "I have long known that it is part of God's plan for me to spend a little time with each of the most stupid people on earth, and Mary Ellen was proof that even in the Appalachian woods I would not be spared. It became evident that she was a rarity." # Comedy and Comedians

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  Warren Buffett: "There are all kinds of businesses that Charlie and I don't understand, but that doesn't cause us to stay up at night. It just means we go on to the next one, and that's what the individual investor should do." # Comedy and Comedians

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  Warren Buffett: "We've long felt that the only value of stock forecasters is to make fortune tellers look good. Even now, Charlie and I continue to believe that short-term market forecasts are poison and should be kept locked up in a safe place, away from children and also from grown-ups who behave in the market like children." # Comedy and Comedians

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  Carol Burnett: "Comedy is tragedy plus time." # Comedy and Comedians

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  Orson Scott Card: "In the absence of understanding, that was a good a reason as any for living together and making babies and raising them up and throwing them out of the house and then going through the long slow decline together until one of them died and left the other alone again, understanding as little as ever about what their spouses really wanted, who they really were. Was that tragedy? Or was that comedy? Was there really any difference?" # Comedy and Comedians

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  Jimmy Carr: "But what's true about comedians is that we've all got a huge hole in our personality. In a room of 3,000 people, we're the one person facing in the opposite direction - yet we have this overwhelming desire to be liked." # Comedy and Comedians

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  Jimmy Carr: "As soon as I did my first five minutes of stand-up I knew that I would rather be a failure at comedy than a success in marketing." # Comedy and Comedians

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