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Claudette Colbert:
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Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy -- the mother.
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# Enemies
# Mothers
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Albert Eintein:
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Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
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Oscar Wilde:
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I adore political parties. They are the only place left to us where people don't talk politics.
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# Politicians and Politics
# Love
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Mahatma Gandhi:
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I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
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Mark Twain:
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Hain't we got all the fools in town on our side? And hain't that a big enough majority in any town?
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Flip Wilson:
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
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Groucho Marx:
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If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.
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Benjamin Disraeli:
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He has not a single redeeming defect.
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Josh Billings:
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A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
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Bill Cosby:
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A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
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Humanity's biggest problems aren't what you think they are
Oxford philosopher and transhumanist Nick Bostrom examines the future of humankind and asks whether we might alter the fundamental nature of humanity to solve our most intrinsic problems.
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