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: "If your knees bent the other way, what would a chair look like?"
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"I wish there was a knob on the TV so you could turn up the intelligence. They got one called 'brightness', but it don't work, does it?"
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"Sledge-O-Matic removes unwanted fingerprints from walls. Sledge-O-Matic also removes unwanted walls from fingerprints."
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If "pro" is the opposite of "con", is "progress" the opposite of "congress"? from the 1985 movie The Bookkeeper
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"Wouldn't it be great if people were the same in bed as they are in every day life? When Mark Spitz gets done, does he do a flip off the headboard and come back for another lap? 'Gee, Nadia, that was PERFECT! That full twisting dismount wasn't bad either, babe!'"
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"Living in California is like living in a bowl of granola; what ain't fruits or nuts, is flakes."
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" 'I before E except after C?' Americans don't want to learn that! They just sort of make an 'I' lookin 'E' and an 'E' lookin 'I' then put the dot, right there in the middle!"
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"Hey, what do you expect from a culture that drives on parkways and parks on driveways?"
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"People like crowds. The bigger the crowd, the more people show up. Small crowd, hardly anybody shows up."
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"Remember this advice... Never let your mom comb your hair when she's mad at your dad!" (removes hat to display bald head)
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(About cats being picky eaters) "This is no gourmet; look where he licks. What gourmet licks his own butt? That's what makes you mad! They won't eat the food you've got for 'em, but then he goes over there and licks his butt. They ought to make butt-flavored cat food."
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