Bette Midler Video

A sure way to lose happiness, I found, is to want it at the expense of everything else.

It's hard to be free but when it works, it' s worth it!

War is the biggest ego trip of all time.

I'm afraid of being lazy and complacent. I'm afraid of taking myself too seriously.

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering and it's all over much too soon.

When you reliquish the desire to control your future, you can have more happiness.

Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.

If women ran the world we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

I like the fact that I have my friends I can go home to, hang out with and be a normal kid, because you only live once.

I know for me the subject of how to be in a relationship is precious and complicated and challenging. It wouldn't be right to make it look too easy. [On her approach to Mad About You]

I slip from workaholic to bum real easy.