Sometimes you're the windshield; sometimes you're the bug
People in England are so bloody nosy.
If you have got the public in the palm of your hand, you can be sure that is where they want to be.
Sometimes I wish I weren't famous.
He who laughs most, learns best.
There was a time when I used to get lots of ideas... I thought up the Seven Deadly Sins in one afternoon. The only thing I've come up with recently is advertising.
It's funny, isn't it? How your best friend can just blow up like that?
That was one of the things that worried me — to be raised to the position of a semi-god — because then you are no longer a human being. I wanted to be known as Mandela, a man with weaknesses, some of which are fundamental, and a man who is committed, but, nevertheless, sometimes fails to live up to expectations.
Welcome to the View child
Love may not make the world go round, but I must admit that it makes the ride worthwhile.
If women ran the world we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
If you have this enormous talent, it's got you by the balls, it's a demon. You can't be a family man and a husband and a caring person and be that animal. Dickens wasn't that nice a guy.
Two languages in one head? No one can live at that speed! Good Lord man, you're asking the impossible! "But, the Dutch speak four languages and smoke marijuana!" Well … yes, but they're cheating! Everyone knows that marijuana is... a drug enhancement that helps you on track and field to come last ... in a team of eight million … eight million other runners who are all ... dead.
We Barbie dolls are not supposed to behave the way I do.
Loneliness is the human condition. No one is ever going to fill that space. The best thing you can do it to know yourself... know what you want.
Time gives good advice.
Boxing is the toughest and loneliest sport in the world.
Figure out who you are and then do it on purpose.
On this planet, there are people with talents and people with flaws. The smart ones learn to use their talents, but the happy ones learn to accept their flaws.