They say that the wages of sin is death. But after taxes its just a tired feeling really.
How is the Empire?
George Frederick Ernest Albert
Long ago we stated the reason for labour organizations. We said that union was essential to give labourers opportunity to deal on an equality with their employers.
US Supreme Court
In the Halls of Justice the only justice is in the halls.
One good thing can be said for inflation: without it there would be no football.
Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.
May your home always be too small to hold all of your friends.
Better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall.
Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery.
I never know how much of what I say is true.
If you don't quit, and don't cheat, and don't run home when trouble arrives, you can only win.
How I wish we lived in a time when laws were not necessary to safeguard us from discrimination.
Of all the characters of cruelty, I consider the most despicable the one that cloaks himself in a garb of mercy.
A study came out this week that said one out of four American workers is angry at work. And the other three save it for the loved ones at home.
The best mind-altering drug is truth.
Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a new dog, you get remarried, you owe ten million dollars in medical bills but you work hard for thirty-five years and you pay it back and then -- one day -- you have a massive stroke, your whole right side is paralyzed, you have to limp along the streets and speak out of the left side of your mouth and drool but you go into rehabilitation and regain the power to walk and the power to talk and then -- one day -- you step off a curb at Sixty-seventh Street, and BANG you get hit by a city bus and then you die. Maybe.
I just got a new dog. I don't know if it's a male or female, so I just call it Dog George.
Some people are that - more than a parent, more than a role model, more than anything less than a religion.
It is simply untrue that all our institutions are evil that all politicians are mere opportunists, that all aspects of university life are corrupt. Having discovered an illness, it's not terribly useful to prescribe death as a cure.
No TV performance takes such careful preparation as an off-the-cuff talk.
Richard M Nixon
I couldn't get any jobs, and when that happens, you get so humble it's disgusting. I didn't feel like a man anymore -- I felt really creepy. I was bumping into walls and saying, Excuse me.
Therefore the people came to Moses, and said, We have sinned, for we have spoken against the Lord, and against thee; pray unto the Lord, that he take away the serpents from us. And Moses prayed for the people. (Lesson of trust)
Holy Bible Numbers 21:7
Fear is a great motivator.
Don't be afraid to see what you see.
The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get to that, the funnier you will be.
The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest.
I have such poor vision I can date anybody.
Honesty is the most single most important factor having a direct bearing on the final success of an individual, corporation, or product.
Perhaps better we not obscure the idea that happiness and misery, kindness and greed, and good works and bad deeds are within the capacities of us all, not merely a select few.
It's hard for a man to turn down sex … if they chase us, we can't run that fast.