Anyone who wants to run has to be a Jimmy Swaggart, minus the default.
Chevy Chase
The government can destroy wealth but it cannot create wealth, which is the product of labor and management working with creation.
Bill Murray
Relative calm is expected in South Central Los Angeles for the next several weeks, as looters stay home and try to program their new VCRs.
Weekend Update
I was the kind nobody thought could make it. I had a funny Boston accent. I couldn't pronounce my R's. I wasn't a beauty.
Barbara Walters
Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world.
Lucille Ball
In art and dream may you proceed with abandon. In life may you proceed with balance and stealth.
Patti Smith
Don't be afraid if things seem difficult in the beginning. That's only the initial impression. The important thing is not to retreat; you have to master yourself.
Olga Korbut
I think success has no rules, but you can learn a great deal from failure.
Jean Kerr
We all suffer from the preoccupation that there exists ... in the loved one, perfection.