Whether you wind up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends on the kind of chick you married
Wall Street Journal
A joke is not a thing but a process, a trick you play on the listener's mind. You start him off toward a plausible goal, and then by a sudden twist you land him nowhere at all or just where he didn't expect to go.
Max Eastman
Words ought to be a little wild for they are the assault of thoughts on the unthinking.
John Maynard Keynes
Kindness is in our power, even when fondness is not.
Samuel Johnson
This, then, is freedom in the external life of man — that he is independent of the arbitrary power of his fellows.
Ludwig Von Mises
Man is a being with free will; therefore, each man is potentially good or evil, and it's up to him to decide by his own reasoning mind which he wants to be.