I write down everything I want to remember. That way, instead of spending a lot of time trying to remember what it is I wrote down, I spend the time looking for the paper I wrote it down on.
Beryl Pfizer
Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery.
Jack Paar
The problem is not that the churches are filled with empty pews, but that the pews are filled with empty people.
Charlie Shedd
Most of us, swimming against the tides of trouble the world knows nothing about, need only a bit of praise or encouragement - and we will make the goal.
Jerome P Fleishman
In between goals is a thing called life, that has to be lived and enjoyed.
Sid Caesar
Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.
Johnny Carson
I was the kind nobody thought could make it. I had a funny Boston accent. I couldn't pronounce my R's. I wasn't a beauty.
Barbara Walters
A small group of thoughtful people could change the world. Indeed, it's the only thing that ever has.