Jack Paar Video

It is our responsibilities, not ourselves, that we should take seriously.

I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.

We do not deny the possibility of peaceful [political] transition, but we are still awaiting the first case.

Friendship... is not something you learn in school. But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything.

Nobody will believe in you unless you believe in yourself.

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.

Getting old is not for sissies.

I let the American people down.

Cancer is enough to get my attention.