The problem is not that the churches are filled with empty pews, but that the pews are filled with empty people.
Charlie Shedd
I have felt it and lived it and now it leaves me here, love is the ultimate pain and joy, without it you die with it you perish.
Christopher S Drew
Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot.
Clarence Thomas
While you are away, movie stars are taking your women. Robert Redford is dating your girlfriend, Tom Selleck is kissing your lady, Bart Simpson is making love to your wife.
Iraqi radio announcer Baghdad Betty
Telling the future by looking at the past assumes that conditions remain constant. This is like driving a car by looking in the rearview mirror.