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As always, the British especially shudder at the latest American vulgarity, and then they embrace it with enthusiasm two years later.
Alistair Cooke
Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery.
Jack Paar
Money is only useful when you get rid of it. It is like the odd card in 'Old Maid'; the player who is finally left with it has lost
Evelyn Waugh
Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering and it's all over much too soon.
Woody Allen
God in his wisdom made the fly And then forgot to tell us why.
Ogden Nash
We realize our dilemma goes deeper than shortage of time; it is basically a problem of priorities. We confess, We have left undone those things that ought to have done; and we have done those things which we ought not to have done.
Charles E Hummel
When Jerry Lewis and I were big, we used to go to parties, and everybody thought I was big-headed and stuck up, and I wasn't. It was because I didn't know how to speak good English, so I used to keep my mouth shut.
Dean Martin
If women ran the world we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
Robin Williams
Like an ability or a muscle, hearing your inner wisdom is strengthened by doing it.
Robbie Gass
It's not the bulls and bears you need to avoid -- it's the bum steers.
Chuck Hillis
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