A good listener tries to understand what the other person is saying. In the end he may disagree sharply, but because he disagrees, he wants to know exactly what it is he is disagreeing with.
Kenneth A Wells
He had the kind of handshake that ought never to be used except as a tourniquet.
Denis Norden
He who laughs most, learns best.
John Cleese
It's funny, isn't it? How your best friend can just blow up like that?
Monty Python
I, on the other hand, am a fully-rounded human being, with a degree from the University of Life, a diploma from the School of Hard Knocks, and three gold stars from the Kindergarten of Getting the Shit Kicked Out of Me.
Rowan Atkinson
Bear in mind the simple rule, X squared to the power of two minus five over the seven point eight three times nineteen is approximately equal to the cube root of MCC squared divided by X minus a quarter of a third percent. Keep that in mind, and you can't go very far wrong.
Eric Idle
If they [presidents] can't do it to their wives, they do it to their country.