In the South of California has gathered the larges and most miscellaneous assortment of Messiahs, Sorcerers, Saints and Seers known to the history of aberrations.
Farnsworth Crowder
May your home always be too small to hold all of your friends.
Blessing Irish
People see you one way and think, 'That's not her real thing, she's just putting that on now.' But that is! That's where my creativity really resides. Where it all springs. My characters are really bizarre. They're kind of dark and not really considered great people. It all comes from the same dark place, it's just filtered through comedy.
Megan Mullally
He who laughs most, learns best.
John Cleese
Two languages in one head? No one can live at that speed! Good Lord man, you're asking the impossible! "But, the Dutch speak four languages and smoke marijuana!" Well … yes, but they're cheating! Everyone knows that marijuana is... a drug enhancement that helps you on track and field to come last ... in a team of eight million … eight million other runners who are all ... dead.
Eddie Izzard
Well there is a lot of great music out there but sometimes you have to dig a little deeper to find it.
Pete Yorn
When I started in music, I thought, "My job is pretty simple. I search for the human things in myself, and I turn them into notes and words, and then in some fashion, I help people hold on to their own humanity."
Bruce Springsteen
Like an ability or a muscle, hearing your inner wisdom is strengthened by doing it.
Robbie Gass
It's not the bulls and bears you need to avoid -- it's the bum steers.