Paul Reubens Video

Temperance is a bridle of gold.

The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.

Your world frightens and confuses me.

I've played a lot of bad guys, 'cause that was the only work I could get. People saw my face and went Oooh.

"As you go through history, I didn't think it was going to get quite this close. So it's just one of those recurring things… I hope this doesn't come true in our country. Maybe the film will waken people to the situation."

Love and stoplights can be cruel.

I get so tired listening to one million dollars here, one million dollars there, it's so petty.

I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.

If a white man falls off a chair drunk, it's just a drunk. If a Negro does, it's the whole damn Negro race.

I just don’t quite understand it [the press], really. I don’t understand the animal. It’s a strange, roundabout way of selling something; it leaves a foul taste... The thing that fascinates me is: who cares what an actor thinks?

People in England are so bloody nosy.

It's all happening too fast. I've got to put the brakes on or I'll smack into something.

I like the fact that I have my friends I can go home to, hang out with and be a normal kid, because you only live once.

Living with kids is like living in a frat house... everything's broken, nobody sleeps, and there's alot of throwing up

On Matthew McConaughey "He was always taking his shirt off, he's like "Yeah, here's my deal, I'm hot." We had a meeting one day at like 11 o'clock, right before the show and he walks into the meeting shirtless wearing this like old musty sarong... He doesn't smell great, no."