May your home always be too small to hold all of your friends.
Screenwriters? Schmucks with Underwoods.
You know, we've got to do it someday... throw away all the guns and invite all the jokers from the North and the South in here to a cocktail party... last man standing on his feet at the end wins the war.
M*A*S*H Hawkeye and Trapper
Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately, it kills all of its students.
Telling the future by looking at the past assumes that conditions remain constant. This is like driving a car by looking in the rearview mirror.