Give them pleasure--the same pleasure they have when they wake up from a nightmare.
Alfred Hitchcock
I detest life-insurance agents; they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so.
Stephen Butler Leacock
Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.
Dorothy Parker
Nothing risque, nothing gained.
Alexander Woollcott
He who hesitates is sometimes saved.
James Thurber
Life is 10 percent what you make it and 90 percent how you take it.
Irving Berlin
I don't want to be the oldest performer in captivity... I don't want to look like a little old man dancing out there.
Fred Astaire
Think as you work, for in the final analysis, your worth to your company comes not only in solving problems, but also in anticipating them.
Harold Wallace Ross
A desperate disease requires a dangerous remedy.
Guy Fawkes
Engineering is the professional and systematic application of science to the efficient utilization of natural resources to produce wealth.
T J Hoover
The only reason they come to see me is that I know that life is great -- and they know I know it.
Clark Gable
All the adversity I've had in my life, all my troubles and obstacles, have strengthened me... You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you.
Walt Disney
The theory community, myself included - became rather troubled about the particle.
Bob Jaffe
The perfection of wisdom, and the end of true philosophy is to proportion our wants to our possessions, our ambitions to our capacities, we will then be a happy and a virtuous people.
Mark Twain
If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be 'meetings'.
Dave Barry
The tragedy of life is not that man loses, but that he almost wins.