If a white man falls off a chair drunk, it's just a drunk. If a Negro does, it's the whole damn Negro race.
One good thing can be said for inflation: without it there would be no football.
All the adversity I've had in my life, all my troubles and obstacles, have strengthened me... You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you.
In the South of California has gathered the larges and most miscellaneous assortment of Messiahs, Sorcerers, Saints and Seers known to the history of aberrations.
I was so cold the other day, I almost got married.