The nuclear arms race is like two people sitting in a pool of gasoline spending all their time making matches.
John Denver
The goal is to live a full, productive life even with all that ambiguity. No matter what happens, whether the cancer never flares up again or whether you die, the important thing is that the days that you have had you will have lived.
Gilda Radner
Friends are great and always seem to work by the appropriate will of God.
Jason Mraz
I don't get acting jobs because of my looks.
Alec Baldwin
I'm a charming coward; I fight with words.
Carl Reiner
A film is -- or should be -- more like music than like fiction. It should be a progression of moods and feelings. The theme, what's behind the emotion, the meaning, all that comes later.
Stanley Kubrick
The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.
Martin Mull
Anyone who wants to run has to be a Jimmy Swaggart, minus the default.
Chevy Chase
Evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.
Rick Moranis
I see myself as 38, but you don't notice it.
Michael Caine
I must say the biggest lesson you can learn in life, or teach your children, is that life is not castles in the skies, happily ever after. The biggest lesson we have to give our children is truth.
Goldie Hawn
People may or may not say what they mean... but they always say something designed to get what they want.
David Mamet
Fail, fail again, fail better.
Samuel Beckett
If women ran the world we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
Robin Williams
Sports is the only entertainment where, no matter how many times you go back, you never know the ending
Neil Simon
Growing up, I wanted desperately to please, to be a good girl.
Claire Danes
Let us learn to appreciate there will be times when the trees will be bare, and look forward to the time when we may pick the fruit.
Peter Seller
I drink a lot of Diet Coke and belch. I've been known to use the f word.
Helena Bonham Carter
Vibrators. I think they are great. They keep you out of stupid sex. I'd pitch them to anybody.
Anne Heche
May you live as long as you want and not want as long as you live.