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: Apparently Bob Dole's new election strategy is to find a Republican policy so stupid, even Clinton won't copy it.
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Policies are many, Principles are few, Policies will change, Principles never do.
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A policy is a temporary creed liable to be changed, but while it holds good it has got to be pursued with apostolic zeal.
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The Republicans have their splits right after election and Democrats have theirs just before an election.
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It is fast approaching the point where I don't want to elect anyone stupid enough to want the job.
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We all have the republican spirit in our veins, like syphilis in our bones. We are democratized and venerealized.
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Yes, I am a thorough republican. No other form of government is so favorable to the growth of art.
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I am Bourbon as a matter of honour, royalist according to reason and conviction, and republican by taste and character.
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A Republican by principle and devotion, I will, until my death, oppose all Royalists and all enemies of my Government and the Republic.
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The republican is the only form of government which is not eternally at open or secret war with the rights of mankind.
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Suicide is man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me — I quit.'
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Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex.
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Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.
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We have a Bill of rights. What we need is a Bill of responsibilities.
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How is it that in the information age, it's almost impossible to get actual information to the public? That Barack Obama is a Christian, not a Muslim. It's not an opinion, or a controversy. It's an easily verifiable fact. But in the darkness of ignorance there are no facts anymore. Evolution is just a theory. Global warming needs more study. Saddam might have been behind 9/11 and the surge is working! What can't you convince people of just by saying it? John McCain is a cyborg. He's a cyborg made from the spare parts of Freddie Mercury and the stem cells of aborted fetuses. There. I said it. It's true. And you know its true because when I wrote it on the Internet I didn't add 'LOL.' You know, it used to be kind of forgivable to not know anything. Maybe you went to high school in America. Or you watch alot of reality TV. Or you're a Baptist. But, now there's the Internet. And Google. Information is everywhere. You know that computer thing that the Nigerians keep using to get your PIN number? You can also use it to find out stuff! If you think Obama is a Muslim or John McCain has an illegitimate black baby or Obama is that baby ... That's not an opinion. You're just stubbornly uninformed. So let me spell a few things out for you. Is Obama a Muslim? No. He. Isn't. Was Saddam behind September 11th? No. He. Wasn't. And while we're at it: Neither. Was. Bush. How do we know Bush wasn't behind September 11th? Because it worked. AND, it involved: PLANNING.
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The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs.
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… I'd like to protect children, too, but… is everything worth sacrificing to that? I mean, drugs have done a lot of good. […] They've midwived a lot of good ideas… lot of great songs, you know? I think "Penny Lane" is worth 10 dead kids. […] I think Dark Side of the Moon is worth 100 dead kids.
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Now if you're just out of the mainstream, if you don't have blind Bush love, you are somehow suspect. Don't ever let them tell you that. Be out of the mainstream. I'm out of the mainstream. I enjoy it, who wants to be in the mainstream? When Ronald Reagan was running, he would always say 'it's morning in America' and everybody would smile and I would think 'yeah but, I'm not a morning person'. I'm the guy who thinks religion is bad and drugs are good. I think children aren't innocent, god doesn't write books, and Jesus wasn't a republican. I think girls hate each other, no doesn't mean no and being drunk is funny. I'm for mad cow disease, how am I gonna win that? I'm against suing tobacco companies. I think abstinence is a perversion. I think Bush's lies are worse than Clinton's. I think Vegas was better when it was run by the mob. I think men are only as loyal as their options. I think stereotypes are true and rehab is for quitters.
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The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.
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