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Jack Benny
: Jack: [pointing a pistol at Bob's trousers] I'm going to blow your brains out.
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Jack: I'm scared, I'm frightened.
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Benicio Del Toro :
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I'm not Jack Nicholson. I'm not Brando. But I do mumble.
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William Golding :
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"I'm scared of him [Jack]," said Piggy, "and that's why I know him. If you're scared of someone you hate him but you can't stop thinking about him. You kid yourself he's alright really, an' then when you see him again; it's like asthma an' you can't breath. I tell you what. He hates you too, Ralph —" "Me? Why me?" "I dunno. You got him over the fire; an' you're chief an' he isn't." "But he's Jack Merridew!" "I been in bed so much I done some thinking. I know about people. I know about me. And him. He can't hurt you: but if you're standing out of the way he'd hurt the next thing. And that's me." [Simon?] "Piggy's right, Ralph. There's you and Jack. Go on being chief."
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Napoleon Hill :
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The jack-of-all-trades seldom is good at any. Concentrate all of your efforts on one definite chief aim.
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Swami Vivekananda :
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The world is ready to give up its secrets if we only know how to knock, how to give it the necessary blow. The strength and force of the blow come through concentration.
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Yogi Berra :
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I can't concentrate when I'm thinking.
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Orison Swett Marden :
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The giants of the race have been men of concentration, who have struck sledge-hammer blows in one place until they have accomplished their purpose. The successful men of today are men of one overmastering idea, one unwavering aim, men of single and intense purpose.
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Michelle Mcgann :
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I'm trying not to look too far ahead. All I'm thinking is one shot at a time, one hole at a time, and that's what I want to keep doing.
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Robert E Howard :
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"There's nothing in the universe cold steel won't cut," answered Conan. "I threw my ax at the demon, and he took no hurt, but I might have missed in the dusk, or a branch deflected its flight. I'm not going out of my way looking for devils; but I wouldn't step out of my path to let one go by."
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Pirates of the Caribbean The Curse of the Black Pearl :
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Jack You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before
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Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
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I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis, and I don't deserve that, either.
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A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid.
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It's not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause.
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Jack Benny:
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I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early.
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“Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces”
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“Gags die, humor doesn't”
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Comedy itself is based upon very old principles of which I can readily name seven. They are, in short: the joke, exaggeration, ridicule, ignorance, surprise, the pun, and finally, the comic situation.
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I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too.
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Jack Benny:
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My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.
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