Bob Jaffe Video

Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world.

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.

Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life

The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.

It is a common experience that a problem difficult at night is resolved in the morning after the committee of sleep has worked on it.

Big things are expected of us, and nothing big ever came of being small.

Love is the reason for it all.

Let the world know you as you are, not as you think you should be, because sooner or later, if you are posing, you will forget the pose, and then where are you?

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice.

When I got through with him, he was all covered wit' blood— my blood.

My main focus is on my game.

They say that the wages of sin is death. But after taxes its just a tired feeling really.

People should be afraid of the cancer, not the mammogram.

I do hope you can see me today.

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

In between goals is a thing called life, that has to be lived and enjoyed.

Life is 10 percent what you make it and 90 percent how you take it.

I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to respect.